Bon Matin, here's a suggestion for a "SIGNOFF" FAQ I received on an HTML mailing list ... -- Eric Paul-Hus , BLUES-L PS I hope you'll enjoy as much as I did ... > From: Julian So <[log in to unmask]> > Organization: meep! media inc. > To: [log in to unmask] > hey folx, > > a little levity for the mailing list owners and list guides around here. > taken from the wwwac mailing list. > > Emily J. Van wrote: > > > > Forwarded from a museum list from a lawyers list. Thought it was rather > > clever myself. > > > > Emily > > > > > > >Here's a copy of the memo I got regarding list commands. Hope this > > helps. > > > >Phil > > > > > > > >--------------BEGIN QUOTED MATERIAL--------- > > > >Here are instructions for getting off the list. Note that the > > > >procedure is quite different from that of getting ON the list, > > > >as you might expect. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. > > > >Then follow these directions. > > > > > > > >The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on > > > >requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating > > > >System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be > > > >dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have > > > >fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" > > > >outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the > > > >connection point until you feel it lock. > > > > > > > >The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the > > > >small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its > > > >initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place > > > >the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate > > > >by pressing the blue button. > > > > > > > >The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red > > > >release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be > > > >adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. > > > >The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the green > > > >button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the > > > >Cin-Eliminator to its storage position. > > > > > > > >You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator . If > > > >the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements has > > > >not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the > > > >right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his control > > > >panel. > > > > > > > >To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the > > > >clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet > > > >immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On > > > >the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a > > > >"Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be > > > >illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the desired > > > >setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally. > > > > > > > >The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless you > > > >activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you > > > >are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The > > door > > > >will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place > > > >them in their container. > > > > > > > >If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue > > > >button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob > > > >to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium > > > >or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. > > > > > > > >After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by > > > >switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during > > > >the unsubscribing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the > > > >"manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the > > > >change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may > > > >log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you. > > > >----------------END QUOTED MATERIAL--------------- > > > > > > -- > meep! media inc. > web consultants software development > 390 Notre Dame West ..... Suite 335 > Montreal .... Quebec ... H2Y 1T9 > vox: 514.288.5948 fax: 514.288.3409 > [log in to unmask] http://www.meep.com