Bon Matin, here's a suggestion for a "SIGNOFF" FAQ I received on an
HTML mailing list ...
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Eric Paul-Hus , BLUES-L

PS I hope you'll enjoy as much as I did ...

> From: Julian So <[log in to unmask]>
> Organization:   meep! media inc.
>           To:   [log in to unmask]
> hey folx,
>
> a little levity for the mailing list owners and list guides around here.
> taken from the wwwac mailing list.
>
> Emily J. Van wrote:
> >
> > Forwarded from a museum list from a lawyers list.  Thought it was rather
> > clever myself.
> >
> > Emily
> > >
> > > >Here's a copy of the memo I got regarding list commands. Hope this
> > helps.
> > > >Phil
> > > >
> > > >--------------BEGIN QUOTED MATERIAL---------
> > > >Here are instructions for getting off the list.  Note that the
> > > >procedure is quite different from that of getting ON the list,
> > > >as you might expect.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
> > > >Then follow these directions.
> > > >
> > > >The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
> > > >requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
> > > >System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
> > > >dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have
> > > >fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"
> > > >outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the
> > > >connection point until you feel it lock.
> > > >
> > > >The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
> > > >small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its
> > > >initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place
> > > >the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate
> > > >by pressing the blue button.
> > > >
> > > >The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
> > > >release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be
> > > >adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button.
> > > >The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the green
> > > >button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the
> > > >Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.
> > > >
> > > >You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator . If
> > > >the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements has
> > > >not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the
> > > >right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his control
> > > >panel.
> > > >
> > > >To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
> > > >clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet
> > > >immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On
> > > >the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a
> > > >"Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be
> > > >illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the desired
> > > >setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.
> > > >
> > > >The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless you
> > > >activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you
> > > >are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The
> > door
> > > >will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place
> > > >them in their container.
> > > >
> > > >If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
> > > >button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob
> > > >to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium
> > > >or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.
> > > >
> > > >After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
> > > >switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during
> > > >the unsubscribing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the
> > > >"manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the
> > > >change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may
> > > >log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you.
> > > >----------------END QUOTED MATERIAL---------------
> > > >
>
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