Dear Fellow LSTOWN-Lers:
 
<humor impaired alert on>
 
This is a true story and could happen to YOU ;-)
 
 day n:    Error monitor "catches" bounces for user
 
 day n+1:  Error monitor auto-delete user
 
 day n+2:  Error monitor "catcjhes" bounces for non-subscribed usr
 
Date:         Tue, 17 Sep 1996 00:02:24 -0400
From:         "L-Soft list server at PSUVM (1.8b)" <[log in to unmask]>
Subject:      xxxxx-L: Daily error monitoring report
 
The following n subscribers are currently being monitored:
 
Err First Last  Address
--- ----- ----- -------
 12 09/14 09/16 "Lastname first" <[log in to unmask]>
                Last error: Mailer host.ORG said: "550 Invalid recipient
                            <[log in to unmask]>."
 
 
Err=   Number of delivery errors received thus far
First= Date first delivery error was received (mm/dd)
Last=  Date of most current delivery error (mm/dd)
 
Subscribers will be automatically deleted from the list when delivery errors
have been  reported for  a period  of 3 days  or more,  or when  25 delivery
errors have  been received,  whichever occurs  first. Monitoring  will cease
after 4 days without any reported error.
 
Note: manually deleted subscribers may remain on the monitoring report under
an alias address. Such entries will expire eventually; you do not need to do
anything about them.
 
Date:         Wed, 18 Sep 1996 00:01:54 -0400
From:         "L-Soft list server at PSUVM (1.8b)" <[log in to unmask]>
Subject:      xxxxx-L: Daily error monitoring report
 
The following n subscriber was deleted from the xxxxx-L list today:
 
  "Lastname first" <[log in to unmask]>
  Last error was: Mailer host.ORG said: "550 Invalid recipient
                  <[log in to unmask]>."
 
 
Date:         Thu, 19 Sep 1996 00:01:14 -0400
From:         "L-Soft list server at PSUVM (1.8b)" <[log in to unmask]>
Subject:      xxxxx-L: Daily error monitoring report
 
 
The following n subscribers are currently being monitored:
 
Err First Last  Address
--- ----- ----- -------
 
  1 09/18 09/18 [log in to unmask]
                Last error: 550 Invalid recipient <[log in to unmask]>.
 
 
Moral of the story:
 
you need not be subscribed in order to show up on the monitor
report.
 
--  co-owner:   INFOSYS, TQM-L, CPARK-L, ERAPPA-L, JANITORS, LDBASE-L, et -L
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