Well, there's always:
 
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On Wed, 4 Sep 1996 06:39:48 +0200, Joe Clueless said:
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>yeah dan i agree with you! hey how was the party yesterday? had any fun?
>later..
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Can SOMEONE tell me how to GET OFF THE LIST??I've looks EVERYWHERE
and cant find ANY instructions to GET OFF THE DAMN LIST!! WHY cant they
post instructions every 2-3 days so people always knows how to GET OFF??
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(this is all from memory so I apologize if I forgot a spelling mistake or
three)
 
This bottom banner experiment demonstrated something that we all know: no
matter how hard you  try to make it easy for the users,  one of them will
invariably find a way  to screw up, and then yell at  you in the process.
As you will imagine, 50 people then reply "Well it's right there in front
of your  nose you $%^%$^^ moron",  and while personally I  couldn't agree
more, it means the list becomes unusable for a day or two.
 
  Eric