On Sat, 2 Aug 1997, Karen L. Britton wrote:
> Please stop putting this in my mail

Sung to the tune of the brainbridge crew commercial

Read the FAQ read the Faq,
When you dont know what to do just read the FAQ

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"A real Christian is an odd number... He feels supreme love for One
who he has never seen; talks familiarly every day to Someone he cannot
see; expects to go to heaven on the virtue of Another; empties himself
in order to be full; admits he is wrong so he can be declared right;
goes down in order to get up; is strongest when he is weakest; richest
when he is poorest and happiest when he feels the worst. He dies so he
can live; forsakes in order to have; gives away so he can keep; sees
the invisible, hears the inaudible, and knows that which passeth
knowledge." -- A.W. Tozer